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"I SHAVED MY CHEST FOR THIS?"

by CJ Hollenbach

 

Did you know there is a castle in Ohio? Well, neither did I until I got a call from the Dark Castle Lords Publishing. Glamorgan Castle in Alliance, Ohio was to be the location for my long awaited and much ballyhooed photo shoot with that company. I was really expecting to be photographed at a miniature golf course or a White Castle hamburger restaurant. Fellow Ohioan, Pam Seres of DCL assured me there really was a castle there.

The first thing I asked Pam was if I should shave my chest for the shoot. One to the most asked questions I get is "Why do guys shave their chests for photographs?" The answer is because it shows off the muscle definition. I've worked very hard to get the muscle, so I really don't want it hidden in a photo. Although, I am one of the few cover models that has chest hair and I kind of wanted to keep it. I always get compliments on my hirsute pecs, but I've had a smooth chest on every other cover, so it had to go. Waxing is just too much trouble and too expensive. Nair isn't cheap either. I just took a few disposable razors and did the dastardly deed begrudgingly.

I could drive to this shoot since it really wasn't that far from where I live. But, I did get the worst directions ever. I was told to take the third exit after the airport. Luckily for me, I was sort of familiar with the area. It was more like ten exits! The directions read "When you get off the exit ramp go right on State Street." State Street turned out to be fifteen miles down the road. You can imagine the colorful language I was using in my car looking for that street. All the while talking myself into not turning around thinking I was lost or had missed my exit. I am usually early for my shoots, especially in New York, but on my home turf I'm late! I finally pulled into the parking lot to see Pam waving. The photographer hadn't shown up yet, so I really wasn't late after all...and HE gave me the directions! After a few hello kisses and hugs I spotted fellow cover boy and pal, Bill Freda on the cell phone as usual. I would be sharing/fighting for the spotlight with him for the shoot.

A few minutes later the photographer, Tony "Uncle Tony" Kovalchin drove up with a very cute nineteen year old blonde name Jen. She would also be working with us. After all the introductions we were ready to begin.
The five of us made our way to the back of the castle to start the shoot. We began with some preliminary shots. Bill asked Tony if was going to use a reflector for light, something I was also thinking but didn't want to ask. Reflectors are large, foldable reflective discs used to bounce light onto the subjects in a photo shoot. Tony said "Well, Mike I have a flash...." I had to laugh because Tony called Bill "Mike" through the first half of the shoot. Bill is one of the most professional guys I have ever worked with and took it well laughing it off. Pam did her best to hold the flash attachment for Tony. We tried not to laugh too hard when he dropped it on her foot. She threatened to sue if the pictures weren't amazing.

They asked us all to wear black pants and white shirts for the shoot. Bill and I lost the shirts after a few frames in, needless to say. I didn't shave my chest for nothing! Tony asked me to shoot with Jen. "Are you looking for father/daughter shots?" I asked. He sort of chuckled and said it didn't look that way in the camera lens. Did I mention the girl was NINETEEN? I was feeling a bit apprehensive about this shoot. Working with a new photographer outside with lighting that can be unforgiving to a veteran cover model like me was a little daunting. We did a few shots when I said Jen needed to change her blouse because I thought she looked like waitress. I was always taught to bring extra wardrobe to a shoot and had brought several puffy, pirate shirts she could easily wear. I thought I may have been overstepping, but spoke up anyway. We put Jen in a gold satin shirt that looked great with her skin tone, but it did look like a dress on her. Tony made an audible groan at my suggestion. Within two frames, Tony said "YOU have already given me the best shot of the day. Guaranteed!" He showed us the digital image of Jen and I. I will honestly say it may be one of the best shots I may have ever taken. We looked like the regal Lord and Lady of the castle, a really magnificent "romance" shot. I didn't look like her father either. I think you will be seeing a lot of it very soon. Tony kept referring back to that shot the rest of the shoot with amazement. He even apologized for groaning at my suggestion about the shirt adding "It worked!"

The shoot went very well with Bill and I making suggestions to Tony who took them all with appreciation. Shooting romance covers was new territory for him and he did welcome the advice. Bill was always trying to shoot with Jen and who could blame him? But, Tony finally said "Bill, CJ and Jen just look better together. I want to shoot more with them. No offense!" Our skin and hair color did work well together from the digital images I had seen. It did my heart good to hear that I could still pull off a great shot with a beautiful young girl. Bill, the young whipper snapper just took it in stride.

We ended the shoot as the sun was setting. Somebody came up with the bright idea of me carrying Jen in my arms. Mind you, the girl only weighs about 105 pounds, but try holding that up for ten minutes or so. I know those shots will be spectacular because the sunset was a perfect backdrop for it, so I won't complain about the sore arms. The things I do for my art!

The group of us went out to dinner afterward and celebrated our success.The shoot went better than any of us had expected. We all patted ourselves on the back for a job well done. It really was a collaborative effort by both models and photographer. We usually don't get a say in any creative input. Tony appreciated it and we worked as a team. The photos should be out soon.

The good news is my chest hair is all grown back in now. I guess it was worth the sacrifice. Like I said, the things I do for my art.

 


          
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