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The
2002 Romantic Times Convention in Reno may have been the best one
yet. Despite a crack of dawn flight and no sleep the night before, I
managed to make it to Nevada. Looking like a like a zombie from
"Night of the Living Dead", I waited for the shuttle bus to take me
the Circus Circus hotel. The buses were supposed to run every half
hour. I was muscled out of line several times by white haired
sexagenarians who were hell bent on spending their social security
checks on the slot machines. Finally, after an hour and a half,
I bartered with a bus driver to have him strap me to the shuttle's
hood like a dead deer in hunting season after I helped him load
luggage.
I slept through the first night's Cowboy Barbeque hosted
by author, Bobby Smith. The next day I apologized to all those whose
feathers I ruffled at the airport. I was told by an author's husband
that many were offended that I didn't acknowledge them there. He did
tell his wife "Didn't you notice that one of his eyes wasn't even
open and the other was half shut? He did look tired...." (Thanks
Bud!)
They put the cover models at the other side of the hotel
for "security reasons" I had to take the tram over to main hotel
daily. It was a kick to see people whack themselves in the head
walking into the slanted windows of the monorail. Also funny to see
people afraid to sit next to me as well. They would sit on each
other's laps before sitting next to me.
Rehearsals started early for the "Mr. Romance" contest,
for which I was a judge. As a former contestant and cover model
experience,10 years in the business, who better to judge?! The 3d
day of rehearsal, one contestant finally noticed I was a judge after
it had been announced several times. "If I'd known you were a judge
earlier I'd have been kissin' your ass from the first day...!" Have
to admire that...
A huge cardboard castle designed by Connie Perry was used
for the stage show. It had to be moved INTACT from Circus Circus to
The Silver Legacy Hotel down the street. Half the guys ran up the
stairs with it while the other half sailed up the escalator. That
was a breeze compared to bringing it back. We were all stuck in a
stalled elevator. (I don't know what it is about me and bad
elevators!) The group heard the 3 dreaded words when we called for
help..."NO HABLO INGLES!" After about a half hour, I imagined the
headlines "Stranded Cover Models Cannibalize CJ Hollenbach...
Nothing left but bones and blonde hair". When we finally made it out
I asked Connie how she remained so calm. She said "Oh, I had the
best time with all you guys!". Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
The media coverage was great. I made the local news,
Discovery Channel and the "TODAY SHOW". Mike Leonard, the field
correspondent for the morning news show interviewed me for over an
hour. He also gave me the a lot of airtime. Mike was a funny guy and
wore my "CJ T-shirt" at the end of his piece. It was hilarious.
(Have you noticed despite GLOBAL exposure I haven't raised the price
on the Tees either?!) I have invited him to my next cover shoot in
Chicago and he has accepted.
James and Helen Rosberg hosted the Renaissance Ball . I've
never seen so many incredible costumes. I escorted the Rosberg's
daughter, Ali to the dinner. She was a delight and a credit to her
parents.
As part of the entertainment at the Ball, the contestants
performed for the crowd as part of the "Talent Competition". The
Spanish Inquisition inflicted less pain than some of these guys did
on the audience. Sly Bowden, Terry Terranova and Mike Ferarra were
highlights. Although, if you filled out your tights properly, the
crowd didn't seem to mind your lack of talent. I voted for TALENT.
The "Mr. Romance" show was the best I've seen yet. Leland
Burbank and Mark Johnson stole the show with their improvised comedy
routine. Heather Graham, Connie Perry and Leslie Burbank were
powerless to stop them. The audience loved
every minute.
As expected, Charlie Meadows was chosen "Mr. Romance
2002" Peter Dicicco was first runner-up with Terry Terranova placing
second.
I must thank the mother of author Tina Wainscott for
loaning me a disposable contact lens after I dropped my down drain
in my room the morning of the contest. I didn't want to judge the
guys with one blurry eye. Also must thank the maintenance man who
took the pipes apart to find the darn thing. I tipped him heavily
because he thought I was Fabio and didn't want him to think the King
of Romance was cheap. (Fab, you owe me 10 bucks!)
The week came and went in a flash. Another great memory
for me. Thanks to all involved Jo Carol, Nancy, Peggy, Barb,
Cynthia, Kelli and of course, Kathryn Falk for having me. See you
all in Kansas City!
Pictures
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Heather
Graham and CJ |
Sharon
Spiak and CJ
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Heather
Graham, Peter Dicicco, CJ, Bryannon Pozzezerre |
Michael
Elan, Kat, CJ |
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Beth, CJ
and Cyndy |
David
Allan Johnson and CJ |
CJ |
Leland
and Leslie Burbank and CJ |
Terry
Terranova and CJ |
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Cj and
Michele Bowie |
CJ and
the Gang
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Peter
Dicicco, Jimmy Thomas, David Sabastian and CJ |
CJ at
Breakfast |
CJ and
Charlie Meadows |
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Water
Works |
CJ and
Sean O'Brien on stage |
CJ and
David Sabastian
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CJ and
Peter Dicicco |
CJ and
Terry Terranova |
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Bryannon
Pozzezerre and the "CJ-Tee"
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Kelli
Salkin and CJ |
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